Spare me the honour, please!

Hey guys, I’m here discussing a real serious problem I face practically every day with a hope I’d get some sensible solutions. What is it with me and people that they just cannot help bumping into me, I fail to understand! Every turn I take, I have to have a collision with some XYZ...and it is frantically annoying, let me tell you!! I just don’t know why people have to take my way, and that too at the same nick of time! And let me add that there’s nothing wrong with my gait...mind u! It is absolutely straight...ummm...okay, with a few swings and cross, close strides...but that is nothing to do with me in particular, I mean that is the way every charming woman would choose to walk, including me! And thanks heaven, God has blessed me with a pair of beautiful eyes that still have the gift of sight.

Don’t go far thinking of my intentions...if you’ve stepped into that court, come back and don’t rack your brains on that side of the story! I have pretty clear intentions...ONLY to walk to my destined path...and NOT bump into strangers (even if they are drop-dead handsome...I’d rather choose a much respectable lady-like approach, and wouldn’t stoop as low as bumping into them!) So you get the point...I bluntly refuse to be blamed for this issue. I am not an accomplice, I just happen to meet unwelcomed strangers bumping into me every now and then.

Well well well, that is enough of a story (umm...doesn’t actually qualifies to be a story, but...!) I won’t belabor it now, just wanted to share my grief with all of you, so that if you happen to pass by me, please be extra cautious NOT to bump into me. And if you still do, give me the highest accolade for the “the-girl-always-colliding-with-people-and-saying-I’m-sorry “( I am sorry, not because I really am sorry, I am FURIOUS!...just that I cannot overlook my basic manners!)

I hope you’d come up with something to help me not to get this dreading award!! Spare me the honour...please!